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About

What are you supposed to do in one of these “All About Me” pages?
Do I tell you that I like the way the summer sun feels on my hiney?
I just don’t know.

For lack of anything better to do, how about a roster?

Family:

NoGoodDaddy: That’s me. I got the name some time back by a precocious blonde girl I live in Raleigh NC and do too much traveling for my job.

JewelrySlut: My lovely wife. And, no, the name does not mean that she needs jewelry. She used to work in the jewelry business and happens to be…well…fun to be married to.

Shmuppie: The kid. And the giver of the name of this site. What can I say about her? She’s cute as all hell and will probably drive me an early grave.

SecretAgentBrother: My younger brother. He lives in the DC area

NoGoodMother: My mother. She causes me to lose my hair.

NoGoodFather: Married to NoGoodMother. He has no hair.

Quasi: JewelrySlut’s brother. He hates me.

Dingaling: His wife. Sweet girl…dumb as a box of rocks.

El Guapo: Their son. He’s 2 years younger than Shmuppie and already twice her size.

Friends:
ChurchBomber: JewelrySlut’s best friend. She hails from Northern Ireland and is Protestant. Clever nickname, no?

MerlotMan: ChurchBomber’s husband. Despite being 4 months older than my father, he’s my best friend. I have cured him of his affinity for Merlot, but the name sticks

Work:

HealthCareRelatedCompany: Where I used to work and who I now “work for”. It’s confusing.
RedCompany: Where I now work, but I actually more or less work on HealthCareRelatedCompany’s account.

I don’t think I talk about much else here. What I mostly do is whine about the conditions at airports in Newark, Philadelphia and Raleigh
Really, you should go read something else.

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