What are you supposed to do in one of these “All About Me” pages?
Do I tell you that I like the way the summer sun feels on my hiney?
I just don’t know.
For lack of anything better to do, how about a roster?
Family:
NoGoodDaddy: That’s me. I got the name some time back by a precocious blonde girl I live in Raleigh NC and do too much traveling for my job.
JewelrySlut: My lovely wife. And, no, the name does not mean that she needs jewelry. She used to work in the jewelry business and happens to be…well…fun to be married to.
Shmuppie: The kid. And the giver of the name of this site. What can I say about her? She’s cute as all hell and will probably drive me an early grave.
Chicken: We sometimes call her Moo. She joined the fray in 2009
SecretAgentBrother: My younger brother. He lives in the DC area
NoGoodMother: My mother. She causes me to lose my hair.
NoGoodFather: Married to NoGoodMother. He has no hair.
Friends:
ChurchBomber: JewelrySlut’s best friend. She hails from Northern Ireland and is Protestant. Clever nickname, no?
MerlotMan: ChurchBomber’s husband. Despite being 4 months older than my father, he’s my best friend. I have cured him of his affinity for Merlot, but the name sticks
Work:
HealthCareRelatedCompany: Where I used to work and used to “work for”. It was confusing.
RedCompany: Where I now work, but I actually more or less work on HealthCareRelatedCompany’s account.
I don’t think I talk about much else here. What I mostly do is whine about the conditions at airports in Newark, Philadelphia and Raleigh
Really, you should go read something else.
ASS MONKEY!!!!! Glad to see you’ve stopped with the sobbing and the panicking and shit.
So I found you on WebMiss’ blogroll. Saw the first entry which has a picture of pizza. I wiped the drool off my chin and then read the About page and that had me laughing. I’ll definately come back again! =)
We met on the Wayward Sailor in August of 2008. Once we were home and reminiscing about the trip, I saw you in a video dancing in St. John Spice. Hilarious, but it took a while to realize I actually knew who it was! Then I found this site. . . It took me this long to post a comment.
Congrats on the baby!!!
Why haven’t you posted anything since January? I mean, I know life was sucking for you, but don’t you still aspire to be a writer? Your fan base misses you greatly. I, longingly, still have you on my favs, check you daily and am hoping for a second coming. Are you out there?