FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Dick Gazinya - Communications Director
Tel: 800-NGD-HOAR
Email: xenumagic@gmail.com
In a move destined to change a very small part of the world, NoGoodDaddy Industries and YeahImADork Inc. are excited to announce the formation of the internet’s newest and most exciting blog that no one will ever read: Xenuismagic.
Xenuismagic was born from the most primal of emotions; hatred. When it became obvious to the parties involved that NGD’s hatred for Christians was only equaled by Ardrian’s hatred for Scientology, the decision to join together to take on stupidity was quickly reached.
Neither of the company’s co-founders could be reached for comment. At the time of release, NoGoodDaddy was on the toilet and Ardrian was administering medicine to her cat.
Quotes obtained from the founders speak for themselves:
Regarding God:
Oh…God. I wasn’t sure who you meant. As soon as you mentioned the whole dead kid thing, I knew who you meant. I thought you meant that elephant dude with the girl arms.
-NoGoodDaddy
Regarding popular target, Tom Cruise:
Thousands of years of war and intolerance can be obliterated by Tom and the other alien-loving wackos! He will save the children!!
-Ardrian
If you would like more information about this topic, you clearly are in need of psychiatric help. If you wish to pay NoGoodDaddy or Ardrian for interviews, please contact Dick Gazinya
Posted: March 20th, 2008 under Rantings.
Comments: 12
Comments
Comment from nogooddaddy
Time: March 20, 2008, 5:53 pm
We are. What amuses me more is the look on the faces of people who have stopped by and have no clue what this is about.
Comment from Andria
Time: March 20, 2008, 6:41 pm
Hahahaha… I didn’t even think about that.
Comment from Stinky
Time: March 21, 2008, 7:07 am
Hatred for Christians?
Um. What’s up with that?
Oh, 1-800-NGD-HOAR is a talk line #.
Comment from nogooddaddy
Time: March 21, 2008, 10:55 am
More of a hatred for stupid hypocrasy. The stuff I see here in the south.
Like making prayer the official policy for saving water.
Comment from Stinky
Time: March 21, 2008, 11:01 am
have a happy easter
Comment from nogooddaddy
Time: March 21, 2008, 11:52 am
Jew
Comment from Nightmare
Time: March 21, 2008, 12:35 pm
I have posted the perfect picture for your “Anti- Christen/Pro Lion” campaign.
Comment from Stinky
Time: March 21, 2008, 1:25 pm
Sodomite
Comment from warcrygirl
Time: March 21, 2008, 3:05 pm
More of a hatred for stupid hypocrasy.
Thank God we’ll always have a love for bad spelling. PRAISE JESUS!
Comment from scottski
Time: March 21, 2008, 6:44 pm
you two should applaud the anonymity of the tubes. but, go forth, and tell the Emperors that they have no clothes.
like to live dangerously, huh?
Protestants AND Tom Cruise?
got monster balls, y’alls.
Comment from WillSmith
Time: March 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
Thou shalt not talk about my gay lover like that. Tom loves all aliens equally. BTW, Katie says HI from the secret one million square foot shopping mall under the house.
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