We decided to stay home for tonight. With Ophelia bearing down on Myrtle Beach, we decided to wait it out here and see how things progress. By tomorrow night, it should have passed and we can get on with our little trip.
So, I have another porno sweepstakes cumming up (get it? Get it? Wink wink)
We got yet another Adam and Eve catalog today. We actually need one because we need to do some stocking up in the colorful condom department. As usual, free offers abound.
As usual, with me, nothing is free…tell me what I get and I’ll decide who wins.
Remember, last time, Nightmare won a VHS of porn and a Buffett CD in exchange for a Buffett CD and a Hawaiian shirt. Maeny got a porno flip book and 2 CDs in exchange for old Iraqi currency with Saddam’s picture on it.
Here’s one for a lucky winner:
10 “Position Impossible” Videos
10 “All Girl Grope Time” Videos
10 “Out-N-About” Videos
10 “Colorful couples” Videos
10 “Natural & Naughty” Videos
Look at that, folks, 50 scenes of varied sexual activities. It’s apparently a 3 ½ hour sexual melting pot.
Who’s offering what?
There’s also a 2nd gift, but JewelrySlut really wants to keep it. I did mention that it could end up fetching a pretty penny among my sicko internet friends.
I quote: “XXX playing cards with sexy girls in all wet lesbian pussy action. A $9.95 value – FREE WHEN YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 5 DAYS!
Folks, we’re not just talking about wet action. And, no, it’s not lesbian action. And, no again, it’s not pussy action. Folks, right here, I have wet lesbian pussy action. (Please read this in your best Don West voice (Holy shit, that is one funny as hell website. I’ll wait while you all go look at it, and I mean you, Pimp)).
Anyhoo…it’s going to take a lot to pry those cards out of my hands. What do you have to offer for them?
So, that Don West site is cracking me the fuck up. I have to go laugh at it some more.
Bye for now.