Can’t wait to see what I get this year.

Well, it’s almost that time of year again. And since I’ll be on the road on Friday, it’s now or never.

Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday
Friday is my birthday

However, I don’t get to spend it on Tortola nor do I get to spend it at home. I’ll be in Bethesda at the wedding.

Oh Bother.

Anyway, JewelrySlut told me last night that on August 17th, we shall have my birthday feast. Naturally, I’m away all of next week, so I don’t feel like feasting and then hopping on a plane the following morning. I’ll have meat poopies that would be able to choke a horse and I’d rather address them at home and not on a commuter jet headed to Newark.

She also told me that she’s selected my cake. She’s buying it and says it needs no editing. She actually can’t believe that it’s a real cake. So, I wanted to take this time to do a little cake retrospective. We’ve seen many of them, but I thought it was tie to re-post some pictures.

Unfortunately, a few have gone missing.
There is no evidence of the cakes from 2000, 2002, 2003, and 2004.
2000 was an ice cream cake decorated with Barbie Dolls. JewelrySlut hadn’t yet hit her stride

2002 was a doozy. I had made a comment that I wanted Gloria Estefan on my cake. She had a picture scanned into one of those edible cake toppers and it read “Love, Gloria”

2003 was somewhat sedate. It was a basic cake. On top of it, JewelrySlut laid a picture of a St. John donkey. They were warning me that they’d be seeing me in a year.

2004 was the big 3-0, but the cake was quite simple. I ate it on St John, so that was awesome

What I have are images of 2001, 2005 and 2006.

Here we go. Enjoy the insanity.


Here we have the cake that broke all records. Yes, folks, it’s the Dale Earnhardt commemorative cake. I still have the car on my desk and Shmuppie often asks why it is broken. I love my wife.


In 2005, we had settled in NC and I got a Carvel cake. JewelrySlut asked them if they would make any cake in the book. She chose a turkey.


For 2006, I got Fudgie the Whale. What beats Fudgie?

Because I can
And, this wasn’t a birthday cake, but it’s a dick cake. who doesn’t love dick?

9 thoughts on “Can’t wait to see what I get this year.

  1. I think I love your wife, too. And I think you need to post another link concerning where to purchase dick pans. I may need one.


  2. I knew there was a reason I liked your wife. The Earnhardt cake is the best cake EVER. I’m totally inspired now, I think the next cake I make for Hubby will have Billy Joel driving his car into a tree.

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