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I was in Saint Louis last week. In and of itself, that’s unremarkable. A few days spent out by the airport meeting with annoying college administrators is about as exciting as it sounds. What was remarkable about it was that, while away, I missed my 500th day on the Wii Fit. Today was day 509 [...]

Let’s start this journey on the 24th. Mind you, we’re highlighting only the insane things that happened. Plenty of nice things happened, but there’s no fun in them. On Friday afternoon, before we went up the road, Shmuppie was outside playing with some neighbors. Sometime later, JewelrySlut discovered her sitting on a curb. It seems [...]

not with a bang but with a drunken episode of bad parenting and Percocet-induced sleep. On the 23rd, I had decided that all the kids would go to lunch and then off to race go-karts. There’s nothing better than go-karting. We all met up for lunch. D, the younger child, declared his food to be [...]

OK…so this one can also be filed under the heading “This is why we can’t have nice things” I have to take us back to Sunday morning….wait…Saturday night. Late last week, after a 7 hour delay at RDU, my parents took Shmuppie to Disney. They were to go for a holiday trip. Good…it served one [...]

My father turned 60 last week. Several weeks ago, I asked my mother if we should do something for him…something more than a lame dinner in their kitchen. I suggested going somewhere. I suggested her friend’s lake house. It’s apparently a large house right on the lake that borders NC and VA. We’d be there [...]