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In these apparently troubled economic times (seriously, I am so removed from normal society that I’m only vaguely aware that “something” is going on. I just keep my head down and keep working) I have come up with a way for us to pad our household income. But I digress. Last night, Shmuppie and I [...]

Obviously, life changes when you’re a parent. Uh-doy. But, let’s talk about sleep. You start off, after the baby is born, sleeping whenever you can. Once the baby starts sleeping, you wake up every time he/she sneezes, moves, coughs, farts, etc. These noises, of course, are all signs that your baby is deathly ill and [...]

not with a bang but with a drunken episode of bad parenting and Percocet-induced sleep. On the 23rd, I had decided that all the kids would go to lunch and then off to race go-karts. There’s nothing better than go-karting. We all met up for lunch. D, the younger child, declared his food to be [...]

I’m sitting here as stumped as can be. I know there have been plenty of amusing things that have happened in the past few months, but, for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one. They’ have all more or less blended into the general wackiness that is life. Not that I had [...]

Let’s go back to instituting an allowance. Here’s how it works: you help out around dinner time; set the table, bring food to the table, help clear the table, put leftovers in the fridge, fill the dishwasher, get cleaned up after Moo…you’ll earn some money. See, dinner is a 9-ring circus here. At say time [...]