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Mistress Dipshit was saying how she hadn’t written in a while. That made me think…neither have I.
What can I say? I’ve been lazy, tired and now too busy.
Let’s go back in time:
June 20:
I get a call at 8:00AM. CrazyDiane has quit. I will be wearing the blonde wig of insanity for […]

More like “Bottle up a nose”
Poor JewelrySlut is still sick. So, my mother suggested she pour the contents of a mini-teapot up her nose.
Wanna see?
I had hoped so.
Step 1: Look skeptically at the box. Look! It’s a Neti Pot. That sounds refreshing! And blue.

Step 2: Be given the finger because you […]

Every now and again, it sounds like I work in the adult film industry.
We’re attempting to redesign an envelope. If you have an envelope handy, take a look at the back of it. Some have seams on a diagonal; others have them running up the sides.
When you use a side seam envelope, […]

Shmuppie had to write a sentence about the book she just read (homework):
“Iv never seen a dog
with the dog will not
a bat that no dogs are
not alou in the haous.”
1: I am going to hell for making fun of my 5-year old daughter’s inability to spell or compose a sentence.
B: I wonder where she gets […]

Strap in
Topics for discussion:
Movies
Bug Zapper
Holidays
Homeowner’s Association Madness
Movies:
JewelrySlut is being mean to me. There are 3 movies I want to see that I have been told I am not allowed to see. I may not see them because they have been deemed stupid and worthless.
National Treasure 2: Or, as I […]