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Friday
5:30: CREAK! (This door, while annoying is an excellent early warning system and that’s why I don’t fix it)
“Are you wet?”
“No”
“Then go to the bathroom and go back to bed!”
I drift back to sleep. Through the haze, I hear the cat yelping.
(In my head) “Goddamn mother blerging stupid cat…my life for a pellet gun”
“Daddy?”
At [...]
Posted: March 5th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Familial Woes.
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And now a note from me…who else?
More basement updates over there.
Also, poor JewelrySlut is going to FLA next week to go see her father and step-mother (I never know how to refer to her…) They haven’t met Chicken yet and it’s time for her to suck it up and leave one asylum for another.
I’ll be flying solo with Shmuppie for the [...]
Posted: February 23rd, 2010 under Baby, Bad Parenting, Basement, Familial Woes, Triangle Living.
Comments: 1
Dinner: A Play in 3 Acts
Monday:
Act I: The Prep
We have to move quickly and get things started rather early on Monday nights. We have basketball at 7:00 and dinner needs to be wrapped up by 6:30. Usually, I like for Monday to be a simple reheat of Sunday’s leftovers, but, last night, I needed to cook. But, [...]
Posted: January 26th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Household things, I am a bastard.
Comments: 3
In the car again…
Let’s play a game. I’ll name letters to a store or restaurant or service
(sigh) OK
J-A-P
I have no idea
Shoot…what was that sign? Jones something? Wait Johnson Card and Stuff I think
J-A-P? Johnson Cars and Stuff?
You’re gonna tell Mommy, aren’t you?
Time passes.
I have a riddle.
(the vein in my head starts throbbing) OK
What’s black, lives [...]
Posted: January 23rd, 2010 under Bad Parenting.
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Thank God nobody reads this because I just realized how often I change verb tenses
What a mess of a weekend.
Saturday 7:00AM:
The alarm woke me from a deep sleep. I was not happy about being up this early on a weekend. But, parental duty called. Shmuppie, apparently, was none too pleased either. She fought getting out of bed. Sorry kid, you’re the reason [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Household things, Sports.
Comments: 2