Archive for 'HOA Madness'
Christmas Afetrnoon Part 2 (because Wordpress is being a Douche)
Now it’s time for us to open gifts.
Mind you…with the exception of last year, I have thrown out, unused, nearly every gift I’ve received from my parents since I moved out of the house. If I didn’t throw them out, they went to Goodwill. Why? Because my mother buys me clothes that [...]
Posted: December 30th, 2009 under Adventures in Booze, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, HOA Madness, Rantings.
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This is what they all talk about
10:00: Hook up the kid. She eats until about 10:45.
10:50: Lights our
12:50: WAAAAAAAA
1:30: Back to sleep
2:30: WAAAAA
3:30: Back to sleep
4:45: WAAAAAA
5:15: Back to sleep
6:00: WAAAAAAAA
7:00: Back to sleep
We were due for one of these. Last night, we got one.
To pump or not to pump: I keep offering to take a feeding or 2, [...]
Posted: August 30th, 2009 under Baby, HOA Madness, Household things.
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Redefining Saturday
It’s funny how someone so small can have such a large impact on things around the house. And we’re not even talking about all the stuff; the pack and play and swing in the living room, the car seat and feeding seat thing in the dining room. Or the bassinet and changing table [...]
Posted: August 29th, 2009 under Baby, HOA Madness.
Comments: 2
Dumbest conversation ever
Dumbest conversation ever, part 73:
I’m at the Y yesterday, trying to leave. At the Y, you go downstairs and the desk person takes your ID and gives you a locker key. It should be a simple transaction. On any day not named Monday or Tuesday, this is how it goes.
Me: (hands over [...]
Posted: June 9th, 2009 under HOA Madness, Triangle Living.
Comments: 2
12 days in my life
Thursday April 30:
We had a roughly 7:00 or so flight down to Tampa. We were going for a visit to see the old folks. I had work to do though. I had to get their laptop running, make sure the wireless worked, hook up the printer, work my “real job” and then [...]
Posted: May 11th, 2009 under Baby, HOA Madness, Household things, Malaise, Triangle Living.
Comments: 3