Archive for 'Household things'
So then I went out and bought a bunch of grass
Hi. I doubt you missed me.
I was supposed to have written about the Homeowners Association meeting I think. I don’t feel like it. Let’s just say there was screaming and yelling and near fights. I stood, arms crossed, above it all and let the rednecks act like…rednecks. Good times.
And, since […]
Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Familial Goodness, HOA Madness, Household things, Triangle Living.
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I laid wood.
I am so tired. And sore. And my ass hurts. And congested.
It’s a great Monday.
Damn…was I busy this weekend. And productive.
Last week, I had emailed Mikey to see if he had a circular saw I could borrow. And, by borrowing the saw, I explained that he had to come with […]
Posted: May 12th, 2008 under Familial Goodness, Household things.
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Bits and pieces
Can anyone tell me what you get from a woman for $31,000/hour that you can’t get from say…a wife or $2 HOAR? I mean, in the end, even if she’s all snaggle-toothed, a blow job still results in the same thing, doesn’t it?
Poor Eliot Spitzer. What an ass.
Advice:
(And this comes from the person […]
Posted: March 12th, 2008 under Household things, Malaise.
Comments: 3
Not quite Dick in a Box
More like “Bottle up a nose”
Poor JewelrySlut is still sick. So, my mother suggested she pour the contents of a mini-teapot up her nose.
Wanna see?
I had hoped so.
Step 1: Look skeptically at the box. Look! It’s a Neti Pot. That sounds refreshing! And blue.
Step 2: Be given the finger because you […]
Posted: February 17th, 2008 under Bad Parenting, Household things, Malaise.
Comments: 4
You give me fever
None of you have any idea how hot it was in that house. A bandanna with an ice pack in it is a very effective cooling tool. It had to be 90+ in that house and not a wisp of breeze in sight (can one see a breeze).
Look to the left and read […]
Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Household things, Malaise.
Comments: 11