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January: We started the shitstorm of 2011 poorly. I weighed in at 190 and immediately became sickened with myself. My mother had her back surgery. Since I spent the day before and day of said surgery in the bathroom puking up my guts, I didn’t call her. After she got home, I was “sent for”. [...]

Sometimes you’re the bug’s asshole. For months now, my mother’s been complaining of back and ass pain. She was convinced it was a muscle pull in her ass. The rest of us were convinced it was her back. Of course, she did not seek medical attention for this. You see, my parents have some sort [...]

Obviously, life changes when you’re a parent. Uh-doy. But, let’s talk about sleep. You start off, after the baby is born, sleeping whenever you can. Once the baby starts sleeping, you wake up every time he/she sneezes, moves, coughs, farts, etc. These noises, of course, are all signs that your baby is deathly ill and [...]

Hmmm…at current time, the dopes down the road are sending us emails to tell us that they’ll never read emails from us ever again and that we should never email them ever again…and again. Annual Homeowner’s meeting tonight. I plan to hand out lists for people that show things that are guaranteed to be said [...]

What a weekend. It started oddly and ended even more oddly. The middle was good though. Let’s do this in order: Friday evening was the school dance. It was a horror show. Here are my comments: at the school dance. expect this to resemble a twitter page tonight. question: should a woman my age know [...]