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About 6 weeks ago, I got a call on my office line. Someone from American Express was looking for Dingaling. Remember her? My now-fat brother-in-law’s wife??? “Um…what? This is her husband’s brother in law. You’re close, but not quite right? Who is this?” “This is American Express.” “Oh” Well, I gave AmEx their home number [...]

I’m sitting here as stumped as can be. I know there have been plenty of amusing things that have happened in the past few months, but, for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one. They’ have all more or less blended into the general wackiness that is life. Not that I had [...]

Monday: Act I: The Prep We have to move quickly and get things started rather early on Monday nights. We have basketball at 7:00 and dinner needs to be wrapped up by 6:30. Usually, I like for Monday to be a simple reheat of Sunday’s leftovers, but, last night, I needed to cook. But, all [...]

Let’s put Shmuppie to bed and get JewelrySlut into the shower and then see what I can remember. Hold, please. Nope…don’t remember. This is funny though…some time last night, as I’m told, I started shaking JewelrySlut. As she woke up, rather startled, I yelled at her “SHHH! Spider” Why did I do that? Lord knows, [...]

On Sunday, I got more or less assaulted through email from someone over on FaceBook. Today, I got my apology. This was my response: I’ve been staring at that friend request for 4 days now and writing emails in my head about 4 times a day. Some nice “please just go away”, some “please go [...]