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Following the last real post here, let’s go by days of the week:
July 1 - 2: Work up in PA. Long days of watching production foul up a perfectly good project. I spent time doing what I could to maybe help things along. It was bad.
July 3: Office until only 10:30. […]

I’m home for now but I’m too tired to do anything. At moments like this, there’s one place, other than the bottle of a bottle of rum, I know I can always go.

’cause as we all know.
Baking pies and shit is so much fuckin’ fun.

I’m in the car today on the way to the gym and an ad came on the radio
Soothing male voice: Do politics confuse you?
Me: Yea…like what the fuck’s a super delegate?
SMV: Do you find it hard to understand politics?
Me: Yea…I just asked you about the super delegates
SMV: The power of prayer can help you better […]

Can anyone tell me what you get from a woman for $31,000/hour that you can’t get from say…a wife or $2 HOAR? I mean, in the end, even if she’s all snaggle-toothed, a blow job still results in the same thing, doesn’t it?
Poor Eliot Spitzer. What an ass.
Advice:
(And this comes from the person […]

More like “Bottle up a nose”
Poor JewelrySlut is still sick. So, my mother suggested she pour the contents of a mini-teapot up her nose.
Wanna see?
I had hoped so.
Step 1: Look skeptically at the box. Look! It’s a Neti Pot. That sounds refreshing! And blue.

Step 2: Be given the finger because you […]