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In these apparently troubled economic times (seriously, I am so removed from normal society that I’m only vaguely aware that “something” is going on. I just keep my head down and keep working) I have come up with a way for us to pad our household income. But I digress. Last night, Shmuppie and I [...]

It?s almost gotten out of control around here lately. We?re on the edge of needing help. There must be a support group we can turn to for our problem. No, asshole, it?s not the drinking. We?ll drink as much as we damn well please. Do you really want to get to know me when I [...]

It’s been that long. JewelrySlut told me someone had recently posted to say “Where have you been”. Shit…it’s been a while. What’s happened, you ask as if you care? We signed up for Netflix I started running My mother stopped talking to me My father stopped talking to me JewelrySlut turned 40. We spent it [...]

Sometimes you’re the bug’s asshole. For months now, my mother’s been complaining of back and ass pain. She was convinced it was a muscle pull in her ass. The rest of us were convinced it was her back. Of course, she did not seek medical attention for this. You see, my parents have some sort [...]

(Puts on old man hat and pulls pants past nipples) In my day, we went out trick or treating for hours. There were no adults present and people gave out candy! Lots of candy! I guess if she weren’t such a nitwit, I’d be compelled to feel bad for Shmuppie. But, she doesn’t know any [...]