Archive for 'Sports'
2011 can eat a bag of dicks
January: We started the shitstorm of 2011 poorly. I weighed in at 190 and immediately became sickened with myself. My mother had her back surgery. Since I spent the day before and day of said surgery in the bathroom puking up my guts, I didn’t call her. After she got home, I was “sent for”. [...]
Posted: January 2nd, 2012 under Household things, I am a bastard, Malaise, Sports.
Comments: 3
Thank God nobody reads this because I just realized how often I change verb tenses
What a mess of a weekend. Saturday 7:00AM: The alarm woke me from a deep sleep. I was not happy about being up this early on a weekend. But, parental duty called. Shmuppie, apparently, was none too pleased either. She fought getting out of bed. Sorry kid, you’re the reason we’re up. 7:40: Out the [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Household things, Sports.
Comments: 2
Sir…can you move that thing? Yes…your penis.
I remain unsure whether or not I understand the Y. We’ll put Sally aside for now because my dream of having her be less stupid in 2010 apparently isn’t going to come true. She still can’t assign lockers without jumbling everyone into one small area. There’s only so much man ass I can take. Also, [...]
Posted: January 4th, 2010 under Sports, Triangle Living.
Comments: none
When a name is more than a name
We have a new swimming schedule at the house. Shmuppie has practice M/W/F from 6-7. It’s a horrible time for all of us, but we’re trying to make it work. The plan, for now, is for me to take her to the Y and for JewelrySlut to stay at home and do her nbest to [...]
Posted: September 17th, 2009 under Baby, Bad Parenting, I am a bastard, Sports.
Comments: 2
2 or 3 things
Current job is sucking more than I thought possible. I liked it when the operation asked me this morning how much work they had on the floor left to complete? “I don’t know, guys. How’s about you go look?” 2: The other job is looking like it possibly could maybe me more promising. they’re doing [...]
Posted: September 16th, 2009 under Sports, Triangle Living, Work.
Comments: 2



