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So, some time ago, a neighbor asked me if I knew of any local poker games. Umm…no. I don’t know of anything. I sit at home and drink when I’m not working or chasing Moo around the house. But, my father knows people so I asked him. He put me in touch with a guy [...]

(Puts on old man hat and pulls pants past nipples) In my day, we went out trick or treating for hours. There were no adults present and people gave out candy! Lots of candy! I guess if she weren’t such a nitwit, I’d be compelled to feel bad for Shmuppie. But, she doesn’t know any [...]

We had our annual HOA meeting the other night. I missed last year’s meeting because I was away. When I think of silly days throughout the year that I look forward to way more than I know I should, Annual HOA meeting comes up near the top of the list. Others, if you care, include: [...]

The past 2 mornings, I helped out at school. They’re doing fitness testing and the gym teacher asked for volunteers. Help at gym class? Hell…I can do that! Tuesday was an inside day. Remember the standing broad jump and the infamous shuttle run? Well…I officiated the former and gawked at the latter. Today was the [...]

Hmmm…at current time, the dopes down the road are sending us emails to tell us that they’ll never read emails from us ever again and that we should never email them ever again…and again. Annual Homeowner’s meeting tonight. I plan to hand out lists for people that show things that are guaranteed to be said [...]