Archive for April, 2005
Livin’ for the weekend, jumpin’ off the deep end
I pooped a little while ago and it felt nice. Really opened things up for me. So, JewelrySlut is home today pretending to be sick. The carpenter ant man is coming at some point, so she’s babysitting the house. She called earlier to let me know she’d run out of gas…in the garage. I guess [...]
Posted: April 25th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
Stop! What was that?
Setting:A dinner table in pastoral Warren County NJ The players:MeJewelrySlutShmuppie So, we’re eating. The 2 of them on one side of the table; me on the other. Shmuppie’s nose is running. She’s got the blow thing figured out if you hold the tissue. However, at this point, she’s been all over JewelrySlut since we started [...]
Posted: April 25th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 7
He’s just singing and ordering drinks
Let’s see if I can get to all these items before I pass out:Sissy drinksGodivaJohn JohnMy journalPedro’s houseBedazzled Tank TopsPoo-holesStaplersInterview This might not be bad because most of them are quick hits. Here they come (in no sort of order) Godiva: for Christmas, I sometimes buy JewelrySlut a boxen of Godiva chocolates. They’re more than [...]
Posted: April 22nd, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 17
Got a spicy monkey riding on my back
Back in the olden days of yore, a pal and I had a goofy website. I guess it was bloggish before blogs were blogs. I wrote a column under a different name. At the time, it was funny as shit. I pulled a few open last night and looked at them. Jesus hopping Christ. Now, [...]
Posted: April 21st, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 9
There’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
So, we have a new Pope. Nice of me to be right on top of things. News Flash: The big yellow one is the SUN. So, we have a new Pope here in Catholicland and there’s malaise. I mean, how were they going to make everyone happy? So, we get a new guy. He’s old [...]
Posted: April 20th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 6