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Here, at long last, and thanks to the most awesomeist thing ever, Google Earth is NoGoodDaddy’s Pictorial Autobiography. My parents brought me home from the hospital here. Lodi, NJ. It stands for Land Of Dumb Italians. No, I mean it. Let’s conduct an exercise:I’m going to say something. You get an image in your head.Ready? [...]

Before I get into below’s activity, Stolen from PeterPeter, I need to do the following: I owe WarCryGirl’s an apology. She knows why. I confuse easily and didn’t mean to cause any undo stress to you and the family. It’s been a rough 24 hours here at the NoGoodHouse. We moved the living room couch [...]

I’m warning all 3 of you. This entry could run long. It’s likely to be boring and un-funny. With that in mind: We had a fun weekend. I’d say it’s one of the 2 best weekends we’ve had in the past 2 weekends. Saturday morning started well. Shmuppie let us sleep in. Upon waking, I [...]

A few things for a Friday: We ordered JewelrySlut a dick-shaped cake pan the other day. She already has one but it’s at my mother’s house and likely will never make it to NC. Since we got it from Adam and Eve (do your own linking, I’m too fucking lazy), we got porn. I was [...]

Who wants to hear another reason why we love Raleigh? The other day before the great flood, JewelrySlut sucked a muskrat or something into the vacuum. It got pissed off and started making evil noises and emitting noxious fumes. So, on Monday, I popped it open to look it over. Turns out the shredded the [...]