Archive for September, 2005
Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come
I hate Steely Dan. Can I say that here? I don’t care. I fucking hate them to death. Like no other group. Sorry. On with the program. What a fun weekend I had. Let’s recap, from Friday afternoon. Go see Dr.Take pillFeel shiny and nauseous Pass outRinseRepeat I would make a really shitty drug addict. [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 9
I’m a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk
I’m too restless. I also can’t leave well enough alone when it comes to …well…everything. Case in point: I convinced HealthCareRelatedCompany to let me keep my job after we moved. They even have extended me through the end of March 2006. So, of course, I hate my job and want a new one. Jackass that [...]
Posted: September 9th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 15
Night Crawlin’, Free Fallin’
Alright… Stop the fucking presses because I must have missed a memo. Seriously, folks, I rely on other people in my life (and you SOBs are on the list) to help fill me in from time to time on things I need to know. Nobody told me to expect this when we moved One of [...]
Posted: September 7th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
Hey hey good lookin’. What you got cookin’?
Big Day today. Shmuppie finally pooped on the potty. AWESOME JewelrySlut was down here, letting her sit upstairs and fester on the can. The announcement came; “Mommy! I made poopies!” We flew upstairs and there it was; a lovely log of shit; sitting in the bowl. Much festiveness ensued. There will be a trip to [...]
Posted: September 2nd, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
Bathed in lavender and gasoline
This shit in New Orleans is really bad, isn’t it? Jesus… Then again, who built a city that’s under water? This has been coming for a while now, hasn’t it? Not to be crass, but I guess I can cross NOLA off my list of places to go for 20 years or so. Gas prices [...]
Posted: September 1st, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10