Archive for November, 2005
That barnacle brain don’t bend
So, more on the knee. And, yes, I know that some of you can hear the old age fairy at your door and don’t want to hear it. So, cover your ears. And, Andy, if you missed the past few entries, please read them so you can properly insult me. Do me that one favor. [...]
Posted: November 30th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 24
I rounded first, never thought of the worst
I’m 31 fucking years old, folks. This kind of shit should not be happening to me. Last night, I’m in our room unhooking a TV. We brought the one from our room to the basement for the weekend and I was in the process of replacing it. I was plugging and unplugging and decided to [...]
Posted: November 29th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 13
Come Monday, it will be alright
Shhh…do you hear it? Better yet, do you not hear it? What you’re not hearing is the noise and rumble of houseguests. I’m back from RDU, having dropped ChurchBomber and MerlotMan off and JewelrySlut and Shmuppie are dropping Gramps off right now. Let me bask in the silence for a moment or 2. Ahh…. I [...]
Posted: November 28th, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 6
With a tin cup for a chalice
Below is an email I just sent to MerlotMan. His Aunt is going in for brain surgery on Monday. As a result, they’re both coming tomorrow. He’s concerned that we have enough to drink. Allow me to introduce to one of our proudest possessions. Our wine rack. It’s NEVER this filled. Usually, it’s more like [...]
Posted: November 22nd, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
She’s going out of my mind
Oh yea…so it’s been a rip roaring good time lately. Hence the lack of desire to write anything. Oh well. I’ll recap Thursday night: Fought with JewelrySlut about Shmuppie’s behavior. Not good times. Friday: woke up in all sorts of pain. I felt like I was having a stroke or something. My upper back and [...]
Posted: November 21st, 2005 under Old Dland.
Comments: 11