Archive for January, 2006
Down here, on the knees of my heart
Pray for Him.
He’s a good Gnome and needs prayers.
Surgery has been scheduled.
Will he ever be whole again?
Light a candle for Sir Clarence
Posted: January 30th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
So close your eyes and I’ll be back real soon
I stole some plastic forks and knives from the lunchroom. I bought a corkscrew last weekend.
I am kicking ass!
So, I just drank me my first glass of wine of the evening and it came from a bottle that has a cork!
And…
Then…
I ate a salad…
AND USED A FORK!!!!
Life is so fucking awesome.
It’s Wednesday. [...]
Posted: January 25th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 11
I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way
Thanks to WarCryGirl, I learned the following about myself. Jesus Hopscotching Christ, that’s funny.
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Posted: January 22nd, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 12
I wish I could jump on a plane
How bad is it? I’ll tell you. But, first, I have to do this:
If you’re reading this and come see me today, I’ll assign you a name and tell stories about you. Since I like you more than just about anyone else at HealthCareRelatedCompany, you get a nice name and I’ll only [...]
Posted: January 19th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 17
Leave a candle in the window, I’m coming home
Quickie update in case any of you missed me.
I’m in NJ this week, working with a guy from RedVendor who has the personality of a wet, soggy leaf. He had to go to his hotel at 4:30 yesterday because he was tired.
GREAT!
It’s cold here. I no longer have a tolerance for cold.
The waitress [...]
Posted: January 17th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10