Archive for May, 2006
She bitches about the mosquitoes
Thwack. (I flicked Shmuppie on her head for being a brat or something)Shmuppie: Ouch…what was that?Me: A mosquitoS: A Spageeto?M: No…a MosquitoS: Spageeto?M: No, mosquito. Mo…skee…toe. MosquitoS: Oh…mosquitoJewelrySlut: She’s gonna need more than just speech therapy. She’s gonna need one of those talking keyboard thingsS: No, I want an accordionJ: An [...]
Posted: May 31st, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 8
I’m a one man band with no immediate plans
I’m beat. I barely know what friggin day it is lately.
Let’s see:
Friday: Up early for a 7:30 AM flight home. On the ground before 9, and met by the ladies shortly thereafter. We went to the Y and I came home to work. I was tired. I may have napped [...]
Posted: May 30th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 11
And I’m leaving this town as soon as I can
What a past few days. It’s been a friggin whirlwind.
Friday: Not much happened with work. That was good. I had to juggle Presidential duties (huh huh huh duties) involving some crazy people, a broken car, a threatening dog, and just some more shit. Plus, my allergies were raging. Then, we [...]
Posted: May 22nd, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 11
Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah
Let me tell you about last night’s dinner:
Setting: A dinner table in Raleigh, NCPlayers: NoGoodDaddy, JewelrySlut, ShmuppieAdult Menu: Turkey Burgers (yummmm) and pasta saladKiddie Menu: Spaghetti, mixed veggies, chicken nuggets, fish sticks (And get the fuck off my ass for preparing her own food. She’s a lousy eater as it is)Weather: Thunder, lightning, heavy [...]
Posted: May 19th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 5
Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders
Have you considered having kids?
Do you think it’s a good idea?
I’m not saying that it is or isn’t, but let me provide the following as what you may have to deal with should you have kids:
Setting: A Dining Room in RaleighPlayers: Shmuppie and JewelrySlut Time: After Dinner
Riiiiiiiiiiiing
Shmuppie: Who’s on the phone?
JewelrySlut: It could be MerlotMan. [...]
Posted: May 16th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 6