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Thwack. (I flicked Shmuppie on her head for being a brat or something)Shmuppie: Ouch…what was that?Me: A mosquitoS: A Spageeto?M: No…a MosquitoS: Spageeto?M: No, mosquito. Mo…skee…toe. MosquitoS: Oh…mosquitoJewelrySlut: She’s gonna need more than just speech therapy. She’s gonna need one of those talking keyboard thingsS: No, I want an accordionJ: An accordion is an interesting [...]

I’m beat. I barely know what friggin day it is lately. Let’s see: Friday: Up early for a 7:30 AM flight home. On the ground before 9, and met by the ladies shortly thereafter. We went to the Y and I came home to work. I was tired. I may have napped at some point, [...]

What a past few days. It’s been a friggin whirlwind. Friday: Not much happened with work. That was good. I had to juggle Presidential duties (huh huh huh duties) involving some crazy people, a broken car, a threatening dog, and just some more shit. Plus, my allergies were raging. Then, we got Chinese food for [...]

Let me tell you about last night’s dinner: Setting: A dinner table in Raleigh, NCPlayers: NoGoodDaddy, JewelrySlut, ShmuppieAdult Menu: Turkey Burgers (yummmm) and pasta saladKiddie Menu: Spaghetti, mixed veggies, chicken nuggets, fish sticks (And get the fuck off my ass for preparing her own food. She’s a lousy eater as it is)Weather: Thunder, lightning, heavy [...]

Have you considered having kids? Do you think it’s a good idea? I’m not saying that it is or isn’t, but let me provide the following as what you may have to deal with should you have kids: Setting: A Dining Room in RaleighPlayers: Shmuppie and JewelrySlut Time: After Dinner Riiiiiiiiiiiing Shmuppie: Who’s on the [...]