Archive for July, 2006
The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow
The weekend was a lot if fun, but I still haven’t recovered. I’m sick as 3 sick dogs. My colon is tired. My ass is burning. My tongue hurts. My throat is sore.
And, amazingly, there was no gay sex involved.
Saturday’s flight to BWI went well. It’s a […]
Posted: July 31st, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 10
Or on the telephone
My head hurts. Not like a headache, more of an aching head. Not like little men with hammers are in my head, whacking away at me. This is more of an aching head. My scalp hurts. I started bitching about it last night to JewelrySlut. It went like this:
(Sitting […]
Posted: July 28th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 5
I just bought a water bed, it’s filled up for me and you
The phone rings yesterday morning and I can see it’s our property manager.
“Hey Carol, what’s going on?” NoGoodDaddy? (She had mad” phone skills)”“Yes. Hi.”“Someone at 1780 just called me saying their hot water heater is leaking and he doesn’t know how to shut it off.”“Why on Earth would he call you? […]
Posted: July 26th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 7
Weird paintings on the wall
Yay it’s a Monday and I’m home.
We had a good weekend here at Casa NoGood. The weather was less-than-wonderful, but we got a lot done.
And…I made it home on time on Friday. I don’t think I’ve ever had a flight leave Newark on time. Usually, on time means […]
Posted: July 24th, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 8
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
A lot of people have asked me where I’ve been lately. Really want to know?
Over the last 53 weeks, I’ve taken 19 trips for work and 2 personal trips. That’s 21 trips away from home in just over a year.
I’ve spend 75 nights, I think, in hotels during that time. […]
Posted: July 23rd, 2006 under Old Dland.
Comments: 6