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I’m at the beach and you’re not. I’m drunk and you might be But, I’m at the beach and you’re not

I promise not to miss you all next week. I figure after over 80 nights on the road in the past 52 weeks, at least 20 round trip flights, countless hours of delays, including last night on a plane with a busted A/C unit, I deserve a vacation. I’ll be here next week and I [...]

I’m in trouble. Imnotmolly is mad at me because I didn’t properly thank her in this formu for decorating my room with balloons and signs last time I was up here in NJ. I had to pay her off with a jar of pickled okra in order to avoid having to sleep in the laundry [...]

I’m fairly certain yesterday’s horse is long dead, but I feel the need to just kick it a little bit. This gem was in today’s paper. According to JewelrySlut, it’s always there on Fridays. I don’t typically read the whole paper, but since we’re up at the asscrack of dawn to get Shmuppie to school, [...]

I had some stuff to say. About Shmuppie going off to school, about how JewelrySlut and I are the worst parents ever, and about a real bad idea, but all of that needs to wait. Because, sometimes life just writes itself. BrownJason just called me. He wanted to know if Jeff (a neighbor) has been [...]