Archive for October, 2007
I’m sorry…excuse me?
Here’s one. As I had mentioned in the past, JewelrySlut volunteered to be Shmuppie’s room mother at school. So, she recently emailed the teacher asking if there was anything she could help out with for a potential Halloween party. Well, she didn’t hear back, but in last week’s weekly report from school, we saw something [...]
Posted: October 16th, 2007 under Household things, Triangle Living.
Comments: 11
Anyone want a fried PB&J sandwich?
2 topics here: My travel woes Shmuppie and her woes. I get to go first because she can’t type: Wednesday 5:00AM: BEEP BEEP BEEP Blearily, I get up for a lovely 2-day trip to NJ. I was out of the house at 5:30 and was shocked as hell to observe rain. It doesn’t rain in [...]
Posted: October 12th, 2007 under Household things, Travel Woes, Work.
Comments: 3
baRPLis
Just moments ago, Shmuppie walked into the office holding a large writing tablet thing that she has. You know…one of those things where you write and then slide the little doodad to erase it? Yea…that. “baRPLis” is said. JewelrySlut: What’s that say? Shmuppie: It has an “is” in it Me: Hold that thing up for [...]
Posted: October 5th, 2007 under Bad Parenting.
Comments: 4
Addendum
When I posted earlier, I wanted to add a postscript to my sob story, but thought better of it. Here’s the rest of the morning: We’re in final approach and are about to fly over Teterboro airport. We’re like 2 minutes from landing when I hear a ding. “Who the hell is calling the waitress” [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2007 under Malaise, Travel Woes.
Comments: 1
Back to School
Not only is today’s entry sponsored by the letter J, it comes to you from seat 5A of this stupidly small plane I’m on. Yes, good readers, I decided to pop the laptop out and write while flying. I was somewhat inspired and figured I’d forget all the witty things I had to say if [...]
Posted: October 2nd, 2007 under Familial Woes.
Comments: 10