Archive for December, 2007
I hope today goes better
Let’s discuss yesterday.
On Saturday, we moved all the plants into the greenhouse and JewelrySlut was happier than a clam. Not a mussel, mind you, a clam.
(Side rant)
Tanya, as we know, is an ass.
Why now?
Regarding my pissedoffness about not being able to find mussels: Jesus you’re a picky little bitch, aren’t you?”
This is [...]
Posted: December 31st, 2007 under Household things, Malaise.
Comments: 5
Holiday Recap
We’re still here. Let’s recap:
Friday:
NoGoodMother called. SecretAgentBrother, SIL and her kid were in town and she wanted to know if we wanted to come over for dinner. Let me think…we’d be seeing you all on Saturday, Monday and Tuesday. Did we want to see you on Friday?
No.
We stayed home [...]
Posted: December 27th, 2007 under Adventures in Booze, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes.
Comments: 2
Holiday Rants and Raves
Strap in
Topics for discussion:
Movies
Bug Zapper
Holidays
Homeowner’s Association Madness
Movies:
JewelrySlut is being mean to me. There are 3 movies I want to see that I have been told I am not allowed to see. I may not see them because they have been deemed stupid and worthless.
National Treasure 2: Or, as I [...]
Posted: December 21st, 2007 under Bad Parenting, Familial Woes, HOA Madness, Household things, Rantings, Triangle Living.
Comments: 10
It’s time to make fun of the local paper again
You know it’s that time again…it’s time to bash the News and Observer, Raleigh’s newspaper.
This came from the N&O’s website.
From Staff Reports
Bundle up.
We’re in for the coldest temperatures of the season tonight, the National Weather Service says.
The Weather Service forecast calls for an overnight low of 24 degrees in Central North Carolina, which [...]
Posted: December 17th, 2007 under Triangle Living.
Comments: 2
Back to the Island
That’s right, bitches. Look up there! See it? We’re booked and going back. I get to spend another birfday on island! I am awesome.
What else is awesome (and full of suck at the same time)?
Delta Airlines.
Full of suck because they’re being douches and not releasing many low-mileage-usage fares for those [...]
Posted: December 14th, 2007 under Travel Goodness, Travel Woes.
Comments: 5