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Every now and again, it sounds like I work in the adult film industry. We’re attempting to redesign an envelope. If you have an envelope handy, take a look at the back of it. Some have seams on a diagonal; others have them running up the sides. When you use a side seam envelope, it [...]

So…still here in NJ this week. I forgot to mention that when MarcTheRetard asked me if I liked movies it was I am Legend that he was offering me. That’s right douchebags! I am Legend Fuck to the yeah! So, I even went out and bought a new S-Video cable, hoping to run the laptop [...]

I have a few things to say, but not all at once. I can draw out the suspense better this way. Anyway…I’m here in NJ and MarcTheRetard (MTR) asks me: Dooooooooo you liiiiiiiike Mooooooooooviesssssssss (He doesn’t quite draw out words like a Southerner (they’re better known for adding syllables) but more like Dory the fish [...]

Shmuppie had to write a sentence about the book she just read (homework): “Iv never seen a dog with the dog will not a bat that no dogs are not alou in the haous.” 1: I am going to hell for making fun of my 5-year old daughter’s inability to spell or compose a sentence. [...]

How do I start? With the “fuck yous” or with something else? Yea…the “Fuck yous” Fuck You Weather Channel. You told me there would be a foot of snow in NJ today. As a result, I cancelled my Sunday late afternoon flight to NJ. Yea…it rained in NJ this morning, hence fucking me Fuck you, [...]