Archive for January, 2008
Deeper baby. Take it all
Every now and again, it sounds like I work in the adult film industry.
We’re attempting to redesign an envelope. If you have an envelope handy, take a look at the back of it. Some have seams on a diagonal; others have them running up the sides.
When you use a side seam envelope, […]
Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Bad Parenting, Familial Woes, Work.
Comments: 4
Guess what I did tonight?
So…still here in NJ this week.
I forgot to mention that when MarcTheRetard asked me if I liked movies it was I am Legend that he was offering me.
That’s right douchebags!
I am Legend
Fuck to the yeah!
So, I even went out and bought a new S-Video cable, hoping to run the laptop through the room TV. […]
Posted: January 24th, 2008 under Travel Goodness.
Comments: 5
What do you like?
I have a few things to say, but not all at once. I can draw out the suspense better this way.
Anyway…I’m here in NJ and MarcTheRetard (MTR) asks me:
Dooooooooo you liiiiiiiike Mooooooooooviesssssssss (He doesn’t quite draw out words like a Southerner (they’re better known for adding syllables) but more like Dory the fish from […]
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 under Familial Goodness, Travel Goodness.
Comments: 2
Paging Mr NoGoodDaddy…you’re needed in hell
Shmuppie had to write a sentence about the book she just read (homework):
“Iv never seen a dog
with the dog will not
a bat that no dogs are
not alou in the haous.”
1: I am going to hell for making fun of my 5-year old daughter’s inability to spell or compose a sentence.
B: I wonder where she gets […]
Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Bad Parenting.
Comments: 2
it’s all you can do…
How do I start?
With the “fuck yous” or with something else?
Yea…the “Fuck yous”
Fuck You Weather Channel. You told me there would be a foot of snow in NJ today. As a result, I cancelled my Sunday late afternoon flight to NJ. Yea…it rained in NJ this morning, hence fucking me
Fuck you, […]
Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, Malaise, Rantings.
Comments: none