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Work was…work. The weather looked nasty all day. Off to EWR I went. The flight to PBI was delayed a bit; we ended up leaving 50 minutes late. For fun, JewelrySlut called me while I was waiting. She called to tell me that Delta had emailed me to log into my flight today. What? Fucking [...]

Got to RDU at 5:30 for my 6:40 flight. That’s AM. Security was messy but I weaseled my way into a better line. I had seat 14A (an awesome seat) We were on time We landed on the funny runway at EWR, but I can’t complain. It’s cold, but OK. Work only sucked a little [...]

Or…to kick it more old school: I want to lead the glamorous life. I don’t need a man’s touch. Um…yea…that sounded a little gay or something. Forget I said it. Here’s my upcoming schedule: Monday February 25: I am booked on Continental 844 leaving RDU at 6:40AM to go up to EWR. I arrive in [...]

More like “Bottle up a nose” Poor JewelrySlut is still sick. So, my mother suggested she pour the contents of a mini-teapot up her nose. Wanna see? I had hoped so. Step 1: Look skeptically at the box. Look! It’s a Neti Pot. That sounds refreshing! And blue. Step 2: Be given the finger because [...]

Answer me this. What have I been doing here lately? Yes, I know; writing poorly-constructed typo-riddled sentences. We all know that. Writing about how I hate NJ? Yes…we know that. What else? Yes…thank you WCG (it’s clear you have no life). I’ve been writing about how miserable the 3 of us have been ever since [...]