Archive for February, 2008
Day 2
Work was…work. The weather looked nasty all day.
Off to EWR I went. The flight to PBI was delayed a bit; we ended up leaving 50 minutes late.
For fun, JewelrySlut called me while I was waiting. She called to tell me that Delta had emailed me to log into my flight today.
What?
Fucking travel […]
Posted: February 27th, 2008 under Travel Woes.
Comments: 2
Hate to ruin your Monday
Got to RDU at 5:30 for my 6:40 flight. That’s AM.
Security was messy but I weaseled my way into a better line.
I had seat 14A (an awesome seat)
We were on time
We landed on the funny runway at EWR, but I can’t complain.
It’s cold, but OK. Work only sucked a little bit.
I […]
Posted: February 25th, 2008 under Adventures in Booze, Travel Goodness, Travel Woes, Work.
Comments: 6
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Or…to kick it more old school:
I want to lead the glamorous life. I don’t need a man’s touch.
Um…yea…that sounded a little gay or something. Forget I said it.
Here’s my upcoming schedule:
Monday February 25:
I am booked on Continental 844 leaving RDU at 6:40AM to go up to EWR.
I arrive in time to be double-booked […]
Posted: February 20th, 2008 under Travel Woes, Work.
Comments: 6
Not quite Dick in a Box
More like “Bottle up a nose”
Poor JewelrySlut is still sick. So, my mother suggested she pour the contents of a mini-teapot up her nose.
Wanna see?
I had hoped so.
Step 1: Look skeptically at the box. Look! It’s a Neti Pot. That sounds refreshing! And blue.
Step 2: Be given the finger because you […]
Posted: February 17th, 2008 under Bad Parenting, Household things, Malaise.
Comments: 4
What have we learned?
Answer me this.
What have I been doing here lately?
Yes, I know; writing poorly-constructed typo-riddled sentences. We all know that.
Writing about how I hate NJ? Yes…we know that.
What else?
Yes…thank you WCG (it’s clear you have no life). I’ve been writing about how miserable the 3 of us have been ever since Shmuppie decided […]
Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Adventures in Booze, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, Malaise, Travel Goodness, Travel Woes, Work.
Comments: 8