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Maybe sometimes, I exaggerate, but this is the internet, and I can’t lie on it. We all know that if it’s on the internet, it’s true. I got myself some dinner and went on to the hotel. Arriving in the parking lot, I noticed a news van in one of the spots. Me: What now? [...]

So…back to the doctor today. JewelrySlut had an ultrasound scheduled. This one was to test for Down’s indicators. The quick indication is that things look fine. That’s goos. We also brought Shmuppie. She enjoyed the proceedings. Apparently, we’re not having a snowman or a bird. We’re having an alien Here’s a side shot Here’s the [...]

Hand me a fishing pole; I’ll stab my fucking finger. In the spring and fall, we go to a local lake and rent cute little boats. Sometimes, it’s a pedal boat, other times a canoe. No matter the boat, by the end, we’re all usually wet and Shmuppie is crying. It’s good times. At this [...]

The Dr.’s office just called. JewelrySlut is not home. I had the nerve to answer the phone. Rather than give me the information they needed to communicate (it had to do with setting an appointment), the nurse asked for a cell phone number. This was said with a tone of “So we’ll never have to [...]

We had the ultrasound last Friday. I already think I hate the doctor’s office JewelrySlut has chosen. Silly me…I chose to go along to see the sights and meet the doctors. I was wrong for making this decision. Apparently, my lack of a vagina made it acceptable to be downright nasty to me. I also [...]