Archive for July, 2009
What happens when you try to hide in plain sight?
My never ending desire to be loved and the center of attention is causing a collision of worlds.
Because it’s not enough to have a blog I never post to, I also put a lot of these entries on Facebook. Then, to get even more attention, I put some of them on the [...]
Posted: July 30th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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The one where the topless, tattooed, midget stripper’s bodyguard chases me through the hotel
It’s about 10:00 and I had just gotten off the phone with Jewelruslut. Before I spoke to her, I’d come to the delightful discovery that Ed Norton starred in The Hulk. Ed Norton? Who knew? Needless to say, I was sucked in by the tractor beam of suck coming from [...]
Posted: July 29th, 2009 under Travel Goodness, Travel Woes.
Comments: 7