Archive for November, 2009
I’m back…but not with a vengence
It’s been a rough few weeks. The last trip to NJ/PA didn’t go very well. In fact, it was cut short by about 10 hours when poor JewelrySlut contracted 24-hour Ebola or something. From what I could gather, it involved a lot of shitting.
The trip just didn’t work out as planned. I [...]
Posted: November 30th, 2009 under Malaise, Work.
Comments: 3
I’m sad
Work is making me sad and limiting my ability to write shitty entries. I’m terrified that they’re going to prevent me from taking my new job on Dec 1. There’s been absolutely no work done to get my replacement up to speed (despite my many attempts). Hell, HealthcareRelatedCompany doesn’t even know yet. [...]
Posted: November 18th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Comments: 5
No…not that at all
It’s after 5 and we’re prepping for dinner.
Shmuppie is peeling carrots. I’m cutting them up and preparing them for a quick boil and glaze. I’m test driving glazed carrots on her tonight. I won’t touvh them, but she’s bound to like them.
(laughter)
S: This one is small.
NGD: Oh
S: Yea…look at it. [...]
Posted: November 12th, 2009 under Bad Parenting, Household things.
Comments: none
I’ve been bad…again
It’s been busy. I’ll have to write about the trip to Charlotte. I’ll have to write about the fridge installation, the broken ceiling fan, me dangling off a countertop while I tried to repair the water line into the fridge.
But…I’m too excited about my new computer that work is sending me. [...]
Posted: November 10th, 2009 under Uncategorized, Work.
Comments: none
Lessons from a 2nd grader
Hold out one of your hands, palm up.
Here’s what I learned about that hand.
“I know where all the middle fingers are.”
“Oh? Do tell”
The pinky finger is the middle finger in China
The ring finger is the middle finger in France
The one in the middle is “ours”
The index finger is the middle finger in Mexico
The thump [...]
Posted: November 5th, 2009 under Bad Parenting.
Comments: 1