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I tend not to make New Year’s Resolutions because I tend not to care all that much and always end up forgetting about them. Had I made them for 2009, I’d have hoped I would have had the foresight to say: Do whatever is necessary to make sure JewelrySlut stays healthy during the pregnancy. Do [...]

Having finished Christmas, it was time to prepare for the assault. My mother called: “We’ll be there in an hour” Oh boy…up to the kitchen we went. (Mind you, I’m in a pair of warm-up pants and a t-shirt. JewelrySlut is in the same outfit and the girls are in pajamas…we’re not exactly in the [...]

Now it’s time for us to open gifts. Mind you…with the exception of last year, I have thrown out, unused, nearly every gift I’ve received from my parents since I moved out of the house. If I didn’t throw them out, they went to Goodwill. Why? Because my mother buys me clothes that don’t fit. [...]

I had a hard time sleeping on Christmas Eve night. Trust me, it was not because I was so excited…I don’t know what it was. The neighbors screaming out behind the house at 3:30AM didn’t help. I guess my “concern” was that Shmuppie would get up and want to bounce downstairs while we still had [...]

I figure if I milk out the 3-4 holiday days, I can make an effort to write every day this week. A lot happened. Dec 24: I went back through my head and figured that the last time I had off for Christmas Eve when it was not on a weekend was 1998. Maybe 1997. [...]