Archive for December, 2009
I resolve
I tend not to make New Year’s Resolutions because I tend not to care all that much and always end up forgetting about them.
Had I made them for 2009, I’d have hoped I would have had the foresight to say:
Do whatever is necessary to make sure JewelrySlut stays healthy during the pregnancy.
Do whatever is necessary [...]
Posted: December 31st, 2009 under Adventures in Booze, Baby, Bad Parenting, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, Work.
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Christmas afternoon Part 1 (Because Wordpress is a douche)
Having finished Christmas, it was time to prepare for the assault.
My mother called: “We’ll be there in an hour”
Oh boy…up to the kitchen we went.
(Mind you, I’m in a pair of warm-up pants and a t-shirt. JewelrySlut is in the same outfit and the girls are in pajamas…we’re not exactly in the mood to [...]
Posted: December 30th, 2009 under Adventures in Booze, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, Rantings.
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Christmas Afetrnoon Part 2 (because Wordpress is being a Douche)
Now it’s time for us to open gifts.
Mind you…with the exception of last year, I have thrown out, unused, nearly every gift I’ve received from my parents since I moved out of the house. If I didn’t throw them out, they went to Goodwill. Why? Because my mother buys me clothes that [...]
Posted: December 30th, 2009 under Adventures in Booze, Familial Goodness, Familial Woes, HOA Madness, Rantings.
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Christmas Morning
I had a hard time sleeping on Christmas Eve night. Trust me, it was not because I was so excited…I don’t know what it was.
The neighbors screaming out behind the house at 3:30AM didn’t help.
I guess my “concern” was that Shmuppie would get up and want to bounce downstairs while we still [...]
Posted: December 29th, 2009 under Familial Goodness.
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Christmas…in a few parts
I figure if I milk out the 3-4 holiday days, I can make an effort to write every day this week. A lot happened.
Dec 24:
I went back through my head and figured that the last time I had off for Christmas Eve when it was not on a weekend was 1998. Maybe 1997. [...]
Posted: December 28th, 2009 under Familial Goodness.
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