Archive for December, 2009
Merry Christmas douchebags!
Posted: December 27th, 2009 under Uncategorized.
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Whine whine whine
Yea…I know. I got me a little pal up in Connecticut who’s saying I don’t write enough. It’s true. I tried to write daily after Chicken was born and that failed miserably. I have 2 problems: 1: Typing, for me, if hard. Anyone who’s spent any time here knows that fact. Not only can I [...]
Posted: December 19th, 2009 under Household things, Malaise, Work.
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As heard at home
Wednesday We have a new student at school. Oh. What’s his or her name (Expecting a name filled with either odd combinations of consonants or apostrophes) Micheal. Michael? Really? Yes. Michael Is he from Texas? (We ask because it seems everyone who leaves or comes to her school somehow ties to Texas. Don’t bother to [...]
Posted: December 10th, 2009 under Bad Parenting, Household things.
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Sometimes a lot of little things add up
I was hired by Medco (GASP!) back in 2003 to do a fairly specific job. See…we were the in-house print and mail shop. We mailed out checks to members and pharmacies, statements, bills, Explanations of Benefits. Straightforward transactional printing (as it’s known). However, they realized that we had idle machine time. So, my old boss [...]
Posted: December 9th, 2009 under Work.
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In the car going to swimming
“Pick a number between 1 and 10″ 4 Don’t tell me (5) Add 6 to it (11…that’s for Tanya because she’s too dumb to add on her own) Divide it by 2 OK What’s the number? 5 and a half It should be 3 It’s not It should be But, I’m telling you…it’s not. There’s [...]
Posted: December 8th, 2009 under Bad Parenting.
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