Archive for January, 2010
A tribute to Big Daddy Drew
I got the following email the other day. Let’s have some fun with it, shall we?
Based on your resume and professional past, I can assume that you’re at a certain point in your life.
That’s amazing. You made an assumption that I am somewhere. I’m impressed, but not blown away. I mean, [...]
Posted: January 29th, 2010 under Work.
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Dinner: A Play in 3 Acts
Monday:
Act I: The Prep
We have to move quickly and get things started rather early on Monday nights. We have basketball at 7:00 and dinner needs to be wrapped up by 6:30. Usually, I like for Monday to be a simple reheat of Sunday’s leftovers, but, last night, I needed to cook. But, [...]
Posted: January 26th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Household things, I am a bastard.
Comments: 3
In the car again…
Let’s play a game. I’ll name letters to a store or restaurant or service
(sigh) OK
J-A-P
I have no idea
Shoot…what was that sign? Jones something? Wait Johnson Card and Stuff I think
J-A-P? Johnson Cars and Stuff?
You’re gonna tell Mommy, aren’t you?
Time passes.
I have a riddle.
(the vein in my head starts throbbing) OK
What’s black, lives [...]
Posted: January 23rd, 2010 under Bad Parenting.
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And then the psychho at Ace wanted to fight me
This was a fun way to spend time on a Sunday.
I picked Shmuppie up at my parents’ house. She’d spent the night before. We pulled out on to the main drag through their development, in behind 2 SUVs. Right after you make the turn, you go over a little cobblestone bridge. Mid-bridge, [...]
Posted: January 18th, 2010 under Triangle Living.
Comments: 1
Another boring week
Sorry, folks…nothing to see here. Work is picking up and I’m actually being given real assignments. Although, some of them are very data entry-intensive and are making me go somewhat blind.
I mean, there hasn’t been anything amusing happening this past week. No poop stories, no dumb kid stories, nothing. Just a really [...]
Posted: January 15th, 2010 under Household things, Work.
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