Archive for January, 2010
Thank God nobody reads this because I just realized how often I change verb tenses
What a mess of a weekend. Saturday 7:00AM: The alarm woke me from a deep sleep. I was not happy about being up this early on a weekend. But, parental duty called. Shmuppie, apparently, was none too pleased either. She fought getting out of bed. Sorry kid, you’re the reason we’re up. 7:40: Out the [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Bad Parenting, Household things, Sports.
Comments: 2
The funny thing about life changing moments
The funny thing about life changing moments is that, sometimes, it takes a while to realize that you’ve had one. January 7, 2000. It had been a good day. Our cruise ship had stopped at some place named Tortola and we’d been to some other place called The Baths on some other island called Virgin [...]
Posted: January 8th, 2010 under Travel Goodness.
Comments: 5
Here piggy piggy
I could talk about something at work that made me so angry that I was able to smell colors for most of the afternoon, but I’ll pass until I’ve come up with a way to properly get the words out. I’ll talk about the pork chops instead. After a day that pissed me off, I [...]
Posted: January 7th, 2010 under Household things, Work.
Comments: 2
Sir…can you move that thing? Yes…your penis.
I remain unsure whether or not I understand the Y. We’ll put Sally aside for now because my dream of having her be less stupid in 2010 apparently isn’t going to come true. She still can’t assign lockers without jumbling everyone into one small area. There’s only so much man ass I can take. Also, [...]
Posted: January 4th, 2010 under Sports, Triangle Living.
Comments: none