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On Saturday, we’ll hop in the car and head southeast down to Emerald Isle. Boy…that’s gonna be nice. We haven’t really had a vacation in a year, since we last went to EI. Having a baby and taking 3 days off from work does not a vacation make. We’re describing this as the easy vacation. [...]

As I may have mentioned before, in 1998, I started a company. The Half-Assed Carpentry Company got its start in Hackettstown, NJ when I first became a homeowner. The HAC specialized in home repairs that included the wrong hardware and tools. Need to screw something in? Lack a proper screwdriver? Use a hammer! Need something [...]

On another website, someone recently wrote about a project their kid had from school; make dinner for a family of 4 for $4. Could I do it? Let’s see. I need to bend the rules a bit here: I need a few days to average it out. Also, seasonings were not counted, so all my [...]

5:30: CREAK! (This door, while annoying is an excellent early warning system and that’s why I don’t fix it) “Are you wet?” “No” “Then go to the bathroom and go back to bed!” I drift back to sleep. Through the haze, I hear the cat yelping. (In my head) “Goddamn mother blerging stupid cat…my life [...]

Shmuppie bitten Bruised School sent home medical records of another student I had a stroke School claims Shmuppie was not vaccinated School can’t read a calendar JewelrySlut is in FLA Chicken is in FLA I don’t have to use fancy pillows or pillow shams Drywall is going in the basement (update at left…or right….just look [...]