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I love the fact that I somehow am in the middle of a fight between 2 old drunk ladies. The Annes are fighting about something, and somehow I’m in the middle. Since the renovation completed in April, we’ve been squatting in LittleAnne’s storage unit. We asked if she had room for a table and some [...]

I’m sitting here as stumped as can be. I know there have been plenty of amusing things that have happened in the past few months, but, for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one. They’ have all more or less blended into the general wackiness that is life. Not that I had [...]

Let’s go back to instituting an allowance. Here’s how it works: you help out around dinner time; set the table, bring food to the table, help clear the table, put leftovers in the fridge, fill the dishwasher, get cleaned up after Moo…you’ll earn some money. See, dinner is a 9-ring circus here. At say time [...]

“You need to write every day”. (Weekends don’t count). Then, I went to the dentist again today and got all pumped up with Novocaine and spent the rest of the day in a very bad mood. So go scratch, you people who don’t read this anyway. I’m pouting and not writing anything today. Maybe tomorrow [...]

We went to FLA a few weeks ago to see JewelrySlut’s father. He’s doing progressively worse. I’d love to write about what his saint of a wife is going through and how it’s impacting us and the greater family dynamic, but you don’t come here for feelings and shit, do you? No. You come here [...]