Archive for January, 2011
Sometimes you’re the bug.
Sometimes you’re the bug’s asshole. For months now, my mother’s been complaining of back and ass pain. She was convinced it was a muscle pull in her ass. The rest of us were convinced it was her back. Of course, she did not seek medical attention for this. You see, my parents have some sort [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2011 under Familial Woes, I am a bastard, Malaise, Rantings, Travel Woes.
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Go away if you’re squeamish
Obviously, life changes when you’re a parent. Uh-doy. But, let’s talk about sleep. You start off, after the baby is born, sleeping whenever you can. Once the baby starts sleeping, you wake up every time he/she sneezes, moves, coughs, farts, etc. These noises, of course, are all signs that your baby is deathly ill and [...]
Posted: January 4th, 2011 under Baby, Bad Parenting, Familial Woes, Household things, I am a bastard, Malaise.
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