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Board Members

Here’s my board:

NoGoodDaddy: That’s me. I’m the President. As of May 2008, I have 1 year left!

BigKelly: She’s going to be allowed back on the board after I complete my coup.

RedNeckPam: Currently, the VP and Treasurer. I may have to kill her. Often, she crosses the line to WhiteTrashPam. When that happens, I need to remind her to behave.

BlueBeth: She works for BlueVendor (remember them) and was just elected in 2007. She knows not what she’s gotten herself into. **Effective late July, 2007, BlueBeth resigned from the board, citing issues and an utter lack of caring about anything.**

CrazyAnne: She’s been well documented and is my Landscaping Czar

DeborahTheWise: She’s the closest thing I have to a consiglieri. I go to her when I need to be talked off the ledge

BrownJason: He’s also new to the board in 2007. He’s got that vute gung-ho look in his eyes that we haven’t destroyed yet.**As of May 2008, he will be removed from the board for lack of giving a shit**

Dr. Cox: He’s new. He just got voted on in May of 2008. He’s a mental health therapist. There’s nothing else to say.

The Dragon: she was voted on in 2008. She lives nearby and is a graphic artist. She’s somewhat of a whiner, but I’ll whip her into shape.

Other Characters in the Play:
ShortCarol: She’s our property manager. She’s not short in stature; but is more short in her tone. She rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

Neighbors:
BatShitCrazyPearl: She’s been documented time and time again.
Kathleen: She has an army of attack cats
FuckingSandy: She lives in Court 3 and likes to stir up trouble. ***As of 2008, Sandy is moving**
Jesus’ Painter: He moved here in 2007, wants to paint your house and remind you that he loves Jesus. He’s also in jail. **As of late 2007, Jesus’ Painter is in jail**
BigSexyGlenn: My asshole next door neighbor. He claims to be a CPM, Emeritus. Sounds sexxxxxxxxxxy

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